Saturday, September 27, 2008

laporan kajian cuaca

Laporan kaji cuaca ini dibawa oleh JStorm dengan kerjasama JE di bawah bimbingan orkhestra RTM..DANG..DANG..DANG!!(Drum rolls)

Cuaca pada hari ini dilaporkan beribut kencang dengan kadar darjah harus ditentukan sendiri oleh anda. jadi bawa laptop dan headphone anda ke tengah laman rumah dan pasang. cari apa saja yang anda rasa penyebab kepada penyakit anda itu. jangan lupa bawa extension plug untuk adpter dan jangan sesekali mmnjamnya dari jiran anda. anda pasti x mahu jiran anda terkena jangkitan virus anda. JANGAN....

Jadi jika anda sudah memeriksa dan masih ragu-ragu akan tahap jangkitan itu,di sini ada disediakan tanda-tanda bahawa anda telah terkena jangkitan di dalam ribut itu. dan percayalah.ia memang dahsyat dan ubatnya?teruskan dengan jangkitan itu.

TANDA-TANDA JANGKITAN RIBUT

  • When u heard about olympic and volleyball sho came into ur mind.
  • When u watch wakenabeb or bang bang boom, u know nino can do better than that
  • U remember nino when it come to prank,games and NOW magic.
  • U try to remember which year and song that related to video that u’re watching every time u watched it.,n not to forget,their hairstlye.
  • U always think that they are amazing bcoz they have 3 variety show in row, concert the whole year and new single after another. But never mention it to anybody.
  • U search the old pv that u dont like it earlier.now u watching it everyday.
  • Ohno is definetly the best singer u ever know!period!
  • Hole and aiba is priceless<_>
  • Evey time u watch their perfmance, u always watching it to know if they sing it live or not and u will know it immediatly.
  • Ohno is cutest boy u ever know. no, he is not weird he is juz cute wit his own style
  • u getting know a lot of the Jpop star. thanks to ANS
  • u try to list ur favorite song but u stuck coz it all arashi song that come into ur mind
  • u get scolded by ur frenz when u ask them the distance from malaysia to taiwan. arashi is from japan right.: ( but if u dont mention it they already know that is about these boy.<_>
  • u're getting hate of another group althought they are in the same company.Oh NO....!!
  • ur HD is getting full and u dont know how to solve this problem. erase the video?no...!u rather lost your matrik card rather than erase it!
  • Sho is kawaiii and kakkoi neehhh.....although the 1st time u saw him, u think he is....emmm.....
  • u wanted to c all the figurines that ohno makes and was hoped that he will draw something that related to u. so u'll b extra dummy happy!
  • u find nothing interesting than arashi stuff.
  • blank when someone ask u about latest movie non-arashi
  • yes..there are people that OBSESS
* will keep update soon...

RAYA dan IMPIAN ku

Raya datang lagi. Lagi 3 hari sahaja lagi seluruh umat islam akan menyambut hari yang mulia ini. Tapi bagi aku raya macam x de bezanya. Adakah aku kekurangan sesuatu sebagai seorang manusia yang sempurna???!! TIDAKKKK.....!!


Reason kenapa aku rasa tak mau raya

- aku x dak baju raya taun ni.taun lepas pun sama gak sebenarnya

- kepala otak aku tak tenang. Try not 2 think about upcoming event..die....die....x!!!

- condition aku x brapa baik tuk bermaafan2 ngan orang ramai..huhu

- aku nak cuti panjang lagi tapi x mau cuti raya!!!!!

- bila raya semua JAM!jalan.atm,tmpt makan..arghhh!!sabar..posa..

-beratur pjg2,bank tak de duit!!arhhh...eh.lebih kurang sama ngan yang atas ekk

Ok untuk memanjangkan lagi entry aku sebab dah lama x update aku nak berkongsi serba sedikit sedutan perbualan antara aku dan Miss X,Miss turn Mrs N dan Auntie Y

SCENE 1

Auntie Y : pida,u dont tell me that u already at home. Come help me with this things

Me : what the X@$#...i dont want it.

( quickly text msg to Miss turn Mrs N)

(forwarded to her.add what the hell is she thinking about?)

(got reply it with a short text.)

Miss turn Mrs N : dunno. Perhaps about raya or ceremony?

Me : aaarrggghhh......

(Off the handphone. Pretend not received any msg.)

SCENE 2

In the middle of msging wit miss X

Me : so how long will u be in holiday?

Miss X : two weeks

Me : what.....thats to much..i want it too

Miss X : haha...i’ll stop by at your place,so cook for me

Me : nope. U know i will NEVER doing it

Miss X : but this time,u have too.

Me : i’ll serve you orange and kuih

Miss X : i dun want it. I want laksa or mee goreng

Me : what?since when u can order when visiting time Raya?

Miss X : hahaha...coz it was me

Me : ok...i’llcook maggi at night and serve you a kerepek.

Miss X : that’s not fair.....

Me : hahahaha!!<--- evil as maou..

Enough wit my talking....time to Raya...Waaa.....!!

PDA...!!ko ingat ni Livejournal ?????bushhh...dushhhh....DASHHH!!!

(i hope this will happen to me. so i will hospitalized for about 2 month..but wait..! not until 30 Oct!No.....!!)